19 Ekim 2012 Cuma

Joanna Krupa Wearing a See-Through Top in Beverly Hills

Still staving off rumors of her prostituting past, our belusted Polish-American super hottie model and Real Housewife of Miami, Joanna Krupa wore perhaps our favorite new top out last night to the posh BOA Steakhouse in Hollywood.

Now, we know shit about women’s fashion around here, but we do know see-through, and Joanna was not shy in the least for any oglers willing to adjust their eyesights to capture all the bare boobtastic goodness that lay beneath her shimmering top. It was quite a sight.
Joanna Krupa is craving attention and publicity these days and we are damn glad to give it to her. Enjoy.


Video Dump: Olivia Munn


olivia munn Video Dump: 6 Hot Olivia Munns VideosIt’s Wednesday. Which means there’s no good reason not to show you a bunch of Olivia Munn vids.
Olivia Munn, the half-Chinese, half-German, half-Irish (that is totally mathematically correct) actress/model/Playboy Amateur model sure is a whole lotta hot.

Pay attention, now. We’ve got Olivia Munn eating a hot dog dangling from the ceiling, sucking a sucker, lolling in a Jacuzzi, shit like that.

Doesn’t that make Wednesday a little easier? Yes. Yes it does.

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15 Ekim 2012 Pazartesi

Kim Kardashian Wearing a See Through Skirt & No Underwear To Dinner

Here’s Kim Kardashian on her way to meet Kanye West where you’ll immediately notice through her see-through skirt (Or think you’re looking at the San Andreas fault from space.), she’s not wearing any underwear most likely per his instructions.


Which are completely non-sexual, by the way. Panties are the secret assassins of Matt Lauer. “Never know when y’all get a finger trapped in there then blickety-snap he’s all asking you ’bout George Bush and it’s a goddamn bloodbath, son!! Which in hindsight sounds like she on her period!!! I’mma start over!!!”

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14 Ekim 2012 Pazar

It’s Party Time With Danielle Trixie! No Pants Allowed


Danielle TrixieWhen all’s said and done, it may turn out that the smartest thing Danielle Trixie ever did was show her bare ladyparts to Kal Penn.
Danielle is obviously well suited to be a successful model — just look at her — but sometimes it takes a quirky twist of fate to nudge the career in the right direction. In the second Harold & Kumar movie, you may remember, the protagonists visit their rich friend who is having a very interesting party — a “bottomless” party. His house is full of hot chicks wearing tops but going al fresco from the waist down. Danielle Trixie was one of those hot chicks. And when it came time to design the website for the film, Danielle Trixie was picked for the homepage; there she was, bottomless and cheeky, snuggling up to Kal Penn. Maybe it was little, but it got her a little bit of attention. It got her a spot in the back pages of Playboy, which can be a nice line on the resume. She kept plugging away at the career and now, seemingly all of a sudden, she’s everywhere. And by “everywhere” I mean “everywhere you might look for a naked girl.” She was a Cybergirl on playboy.com last week, and other bullet points include work for Penthouse, Hustler, Legshow, Strip Las Vegas, Twistys.com, Gallery, Juggs, and the film I Hope they Serve Beer in Hell. The way she’s picking up steam, who knows, she may run for Congress in 2012.
And by “run for Congress” I mean “take even more naked pictures for the enjoyment of all mankind.”
Hometown/Birthplace: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Current location: Dallas, Texas
Measurements: 34D-23-35
I think my best physical feature is: My eyes
Men say my best physical feature is: Well, it depends on the guy! My butt and eyes!
Tattoos: I have a butterfly on my right back—my best friend and I got them in H.S for no reason. Big mistake! I also have a tribal black widow in the center of my back, or “tramp stamp” as most call it. And then I have on my left wrist, a Leo sign with a “D” in the center of it.
Sexiest man ever, and why: David Beckham, he is the perfect man. So ripped, with tattoos and amazing face.
My best trait is: I am very blunt and outgoing.
My worst habit is: Cracking my fingers and toes.
I wish more men would: Understand all the hard work it takes to be a woman.
The key to my heart is: The same qualities most people want. Be honest, kind, fun, outgoing, easy to get along with, and a good person over all!
Compliment me on: Anything you want.
How much should a man groom his private parts?: Very short trim is the best but at least do something! Come on, it’s not that hard.
My grooming down there: Shave and laser hair removal.
Favorite style of panties: Thong during the day and boy short at night.
What I like in a bra: One that pushes ‘em up and keeps ‘em in!
Pet name for my boobs: The Girls.
What I love about my boobs: I can move them in any direction for anything. Photo shoots, sleep, sex, etc.
When it comes to my body, please do: Kiss my neck.
When it comes to my body, please do not: Ever touch my ears in a playful way. It drives me nuts.
Most important rule or rules of bedroom etiquette: Clean up after you’re done!
Physical feature I like to show off: My curves.
Something I will wear in the bedroom if you are deserving: If you’re deserving, I will wear anything you want.
A superficial thing I am attracted to: Nice handbags, clothes, and shoes.
My favorite physical feature on a man: Face and chest.
My favorite trait in a man: Honesty.
A man will impress me if: He is real with me in a conversation.
A man will turn me on if: He tries to talk to me—but tries too hard and ends up being fake.
A man will disappoint me if: He says he will do something and never does.
The simplest thing you can do to make me happy is: Send me a card or flowers.
I will not even give you a second look if: You’re wearing Ed Hardy.
Something stupid men do or say when they first meet me: They say, Hey girl you’re hot! or Damn, look at the ass!
I will sleep with you when: I feel it is right. It is always different with different people and situations.
I will never sleep with you if: You’re a total douche.
I am the best in the world at: Snuggling.
I need a man who can: Be loving but still be the man.
In my opinion, astrology is: Cool. I think things add up, and there is nothing wrong with believing in something that does not hurt anyone.
If you come to my house, don’t criticize: My closet!
The last movie that made me laugh: Step Brothers
The last movie that made me cry: The Notebook
My philosophy of love: Everyone can love and be loved as long as they want to be.
My philosophy of sex: It’s human nature and a very important thing in life and relationships. It must all click together!
I should be on the cover of Playboy because: I rock! I am a total goofball but still honest and I don’t let people walk all over me.

13 Ekim 2012 Cumartesi

Kate Upton Bikini Photos Because Terry Richardson Is Goddamn Santa Claus

Because he’s Batman, Jesus and the Easter Bunny all rolled into your uncle who always wanted to wrestle a lot for some reason, Terry Richardson just released outtakes from his GQ photo shoot with Kate Upton which is all information that only people with a vagina just read, so I should probably make this word stuff more targeted to their demographic:

It was then that Christian took me into his office, his eyes filled with a desire I knew all too well. Slowly, he reached into his pants, and I knew he was about to give me exactly what I wanted. A soft, supple yet firm wallet filled with money that I didn’t have to earn.
“Buy shoes,” he said. “Then, later, we’ll watch reality television and I’ll be interested in it because it means a lot to you which doesn’t make you a shallow person.”
Moments later, we got married in a castle and it was better than my friend Jenny’s wedding. She was so jealous. Ohmygod, did he just pull my pubes?

Fin.

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12 Ekim 2012 Cuma

Salma Hayek, Vahina Giocante, and Heather Matarazzo Topless (VIDEO)

While we are taking the Ego gang here this week to see Argo, just because it is supposed to be so good, and Seven Psychopaths, because we like sick humor, that doesn't mean we ever take our eye off the hot skinematic prize, most notably the wonderfully diverse set of celebs nekkid on film courtesy of our friends at the ultimate site for TV and film nekkidness, Mr. Skin.

This week's Mr. Skin Minute includes Salma Hayek, not even close to flashing in Here Comes the Boom this weekend, but definitely flashing her bodily wares in Frida, Vahina Giocante revealing her wicked hot top in this year's 30 Beats, and out on Blu-Ray, Heather Matarazzo nekkid (among others) in the torture-porn sequel Hostel II.

That's a lot to choose from. Stay safe. Enjoy.

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11 Ekim 2012 Perşembe

The Blond And Crazy Busty Natalie Portman Is Back… Hoochie Mama!

If you cats were blown away by last week’s post on Natalie Portman’s shockingly sexy new look for Terrence Malick’s new movie, then hold on to your hats because you haven’t seen anything yet! Here’s she is getting her hair and make-up done for a scene, and busting out her ginormous new bosom as if it was her freaking co-star! Sweet baby Jesus! And as if an uber busty Natalie Portman wasn’t enough to zap us all into a zombie-like state of drooling, her sexy blond look, and sexy little tummy, and sexy stems are also on display to officially knock us out for the count. Totally. Awesome. Enjoy!

She’s Pretty: Meet Amber Lopez

What’s not to love about a sexy housefrau curling up all naked on the sofa smack in the middle of the afternoon? Are we right?

Some people work. Some people work it. It’s all okay!
Washington, D.C. hottie, Amber Lopez, has a new, sexy gallery and we’re showing it to you straight away.

The calendar fave (three calendars in 2010!) isn’t just a model — she’s appeared on TV shows like Law & Order SVU. Hopefully Mariska saved her before it was too late is all we can say.
“I do have three tattoos,” she says on her ModelMayhem profile, “one on my right side/back, one on the nape of my neck and one on my left shoulder blade.” See if you can’t find them all.
The Playboy Amateur was photographed in a gigantic humungo sexy mansion by dude about town Cameron Habashian. “The best part of the shooting her was her personality. She was great and fun and a true professional,” Cameron says.

10 Ekim 2012 Çarşamba

The Cheeky Girls Topless For The First Time Ever!

The Cheeky Girls Topless For The First Time Ever! 

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Lindsay Lohan Stars in ‘The Canyons’; Worst Trailer Ever or Doesn’t Matter Because She’s Going to Be Topless? (VIDEO)

 
Video - Well, for us here, it does not matter. With near confirmation that Lindsay Lohan will be topless in the upcoming Paul Schrader indie film, The Canyons, we'll be seeing it one way or another.

But, between this past summer's trailer which showed nothing of the film, and this blurry, out of focus, shaky 8mm looking handheld, it's hard to say what this movie will even be. Could be a total eff u by the filmmaker to completely throw off forecasts, or, the film could be just that bizarre.

CLICK FOR LINDSAY LOHAN TOPLESS VIDEO

Morning Dump: 15 Illegally Hot Crime Film Babes and More


This is a collection of 15 great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web. Those of us in the industry call it a “link dump.” We call it “Morning Dump” because it’s early and we’re immature. Click the pics to read each article.

She’s Pretty: Meet Amber Lopez


What’s not to love about a sexy housefrau curling up all naked on the sofa smack in the middle of the afternoon? Are we right?

Some people work. Some people work it. It’s all okay!
Washington, D.C. hottie, Amber Lopez, has a new, sexy gallery and we’re showing it to you straight away.
The calendar fave (three calendars in 2010!) isn’t just a model — she’s appeared on TV shows like Law & Order SVU. Hopefully Mariska saved her before it was too late is all we can say.
“I do have three tattoos,” she says on her ModelMayhem profile, “one on my right side/back, one on the nape of my neck and one on my left shoulder blade.” See if you can’t find them all.
The Playboy Amateur was photographed in a gigantic humungo sexy mansion by dude about town Cameron Habashian. “The best part of the shooting her was her personality. She was great and fun and a true professional,” Cameron says.