When
all’s said and done, it may turn out that the smartest thing Danielle
Trixie ever did was show her bare ladyparts to Kal Penn.
Danielle is obviously well suited to be a successful model — just
look at her — but sometimes it takes a quirky twist of fate to nudge the
career in the right direction. In the second Harold & Kumar movie,
you may remember, the protagonists visit their rich friend who is having
a very interesting party — a “bottomless” party. His house is full of
hot chicks wearing tops but going al fresco from the waist down.
Danielle Trixie was one of those hot chicks. And when it came time to
design the website for the film, Danielle Trixie was picked for the
homepage; there she was, bottomless and cheeky, snuggling up to Kal
Penn. Maybe it was little, but it got her a little bit of attention. It
got her a spot in the back pages of
Playboy, which can be a
nice line on the resume. She kept plugging away at the career and now,
seemingly all of a sudden, she’s everywhere. And by “everywhere” I mean
“everywhere you might look for a naked girl.” She was a Cybergirl on
playboy.com last week, and other bullet points include work for
Penthouse,
Hustler,
Legshow,
Strip Las Vegas, Twistys.com,
Gallery,
Juggs, and the film
I Hope they Serve Beer in Hell. The way she’s picking up steam, who knows, she may run for Congress in 2012.
And by “run for Congress” I mean “take even more naked pictures for the enjoyment of all mankind.”
Hometown/Birthplace: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Current location: Dallas, Texas
Measurements: 34D-23-35
I think my best physical feature is: My eyes
Men say my best physical feature is: Well, it depends on the guy! My butt and eyes!
Tattoos: I have a butterfly on my right back—my best
friend and I got them in H.S for no reason. Big mistake! I also have a
tribal black widow in the center of my back, or “tramp stamp” as most
call it. And then I have on my left wrist, a Leo sign with a “D” in the
center of it.
Sexiest man ever, and why: David Beckham, he is the perfect man. So ripped, with tattoos and amazing face.
My best trait is: I am very blunt and outgoing.
My worst habit is: Cracking my fingers and toes.
I wish more men would: Understand all the hard work it takes to be a woman.
The key to my heart is: The same qualities most people want. Be honest, kind, fun, outgoing, easy to get along with, and a good person over all!
Compliment me on: Anything you want.
How much should a man groom his private parts?: Very short trim is the best but at least do something! Come on, it’s not that hard.
My grooming down there: Shave and laser hair removal.
Favorite style of panties: Thong during the day and boy short at night.
What I like in a bra: One that pushes ‘em up and keeps ‘em in!
Pet name for my boobs: The Girls.
What I love about my boobs: I can move them in any direction for anything. Photo shoots, sleep, sex, etc.
When it comes to my body, please do: Kiss my neck.
When it comes to my body, please do not: Ever touch my ears in a playful way. It drives me nuts.
Most important rule or rules of bedroom etiquette: Clean up after you’re done!
Physical feature I like to show off: My curves.
Something I will wear in the bedroom if you are deserving: If you’re deserving, I will wear anything you want.
A superficial thing I am attracted to: Nice handbags, clothes, and shoes.
My favorite physical feature on a man: Face and chest.
My favorite trait in a man: Honesty.
A man will impress me if: He is real with me in a conversation.
A man will turn me on if: He tries to talk to me—but tries too hard and ends up being fake.
A man will disappoint me if: He says he will do something and never does.
The simplest thing you can do to make me happy is: Send me a card or flowers.
I will not even give you a second look if: You’re wearing Ed Hardy.
Something stupid men do or say when they first meet me: They say,
Hey girl you’re hot! or
Damn, look at the ass!
I will sleep with you when: I feel it is right. It is always different with different people and situations.
I will never sleep with you if: You’re a total douche.
I am the best in the world at: Snuggling.
I need a man who can: Be loving but still be the man.
In my opinion, astrology is: Cool. I think things add up, and there is nothing wrong with believing in something that does not hurt anyone.
If you come to my house, don’t criticize: My closet!
The last movie that made me laugh: Step Brothers
The last movie that made me cry: The Notebook
My philosophy of love: Everyone can love and be loved as long as they want to be.
My philosophy of sex: It’s human nature and a very important thing in life and relationships. It must all click together!
I should be on the cover of Playboy because: I rock! I am a total goofball but still honest and I don’t let people walk all over me.
It’s Wednesday. Which means there’s no good reason not to show you a bunch of Olivia Munn vids.
